Dear Lupron,
We've been together for a full week now, and so far, I'm happy with our relationship. You've only given me 2 bad headaches, and I think I've been myself for the most part. Thank you for not turning me into a raging she-beast (at least, not any more than usual) and for not making me feel like shit. I truly appreciate this favorable experience.
XO,
Me
Dear Ear Infection,
You're not welcome here. Go away.
Seriously, GTFO.
Me
Dear IVF,
Please work. Pretty please. Pretty please with sprinkles and whipped topping and chocolate sauce and cherries on top.
XO,
Me
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